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nintendofunclub:

c0caino:

Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.

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dothethunderthing:

bandicutes:

PLEASE WATCH THESE ALBATROSSES FLIRTING ITS VERY IMPORTANT

Don’t even THINK about dating me unless you are willing to flirt like this.

linkswife:

earthsoldiers:

earthlynation:

common sense, really

I want all the foxes and raise a fox army.

and0utcomethew0lves:

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Okay but Toph’s grandson is Skrillex.

Skrillex Beifong, metal bending banana sculptor.

daddyhole:

this year i was

  • trash

next year i hope to be

  • hella trash
  • possibly a trash king ?

rockees:

a ferocious beast

bowtie-cummerbund:

mollaythesassay:

littleawkwardpanda:

duprice:

Dont you just wish you could just do that?

If i could do that i guarantee you kittens aren’t the only thing i’d be pullin out of the computer

You mean you’d pull out puppies too??? :D

oh hun

cannedviennasausage:

mollystormjackson:

I will always and forever be fascinated by customer’s weird gender hangups. 

(on tapastic)

 (via sleepingjuliette)

cannedviennasausage:

mollystormjackson:

I will always and forever be fascinated by customer’s weird gender hangups. 

(on tapastic)

 (via sleepingjuliette)

lady-emt:

ouremssite:

gramercyk35:

So every time I’m on duty and walk into a store to grab something I seem to get asked this question. Today however it was while I was bandaging and splinting an ankle at Home Depot. A woman walked over tapped me on the shoulder and asked me if I could make her a key when I was finished. I stopped looked up and said “excuse me?” The woman looks at me and says “I need a key made. If your not going to do your job get me someone who will.” I politely told her I was doing my job and if you need a key made you should get a HD employee they have orange aprons on.

Now what I really wanted to say was…

What kind of an inconsiderate idiot are you to look over see someone helping someone else who is hurt. Then not only do you not see that I obviously don’t work there, but you actually have the nerve to interrupt me.

I’m not going to say I hate people, like I hear a lot of my coworkers say because I don’t. I love people. I wouldn’t do this job if I didn’t. I do however think some people are morons.

I think you just topped the list. Wow. Can’t wait to see who tops you in the future, but you know someone will.

I was getting lunch at the hospital cafeteria, waiting for my sandwich to be made, when someone tapped me on the shoulder. I turned around to find a security guard standing there, and he told me the coffee dispenser was empty. I kinda looked around, confused, and said “okay?” And he got this shocked look on his face and asked me if I was going to do my job and refill it. Now mind you, I’m in boots, ems pants, a blue uniform shirt with a huge EMT patch on one arm and my company patch on the other arm, while the people who worked for this restaurant wear black with yellow accents. I told him no, and to ask someone who works here, and he asked again why I couldn’t do it, to which I responded with slapping my hand on my patch and asking him if it really looked like I worked there. He huffed and walked away.

Like, really? No one can see our uniforms, and put two and two together.

badgrampa:

me as a parent

lucaspsi:

shotarokaneda:

this dog is part husky part lab

the split is straight down the middle, quite literally

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LOOK AT THIS!!! It looks like two different dogs! She literally got looks from both sides of her parents! JUST IMAGINE HOW HAPPY THEY MUST BE!!!!!

magicalschoolgirl:

I swear to god when people see instruments they’re just like

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Signs as mythical creatures

royal-zodiacs:

Aries: Dragon

Taurus:Vampire

Gemini:Pegacorn  

Cancer:Unicorn

Leo: Fairy

Virgo:Wizard

Libra:Shapeshifter

Scorpio:Werewolf

Sagittarius:Leprechaun

Capricorn:Centaur

Aquarius:Pixie

Pisces: Mermaid