Pros and cons of boys:
- Con: They’re dicks
- Pro: Their dicks
9 hours of studying and I can’t remember my own name but I can remember how to kill a man using a toothbrush so there’s that
the hell kind of classes are you taking?
I’m a forensic criminologist our slogan is “can’t run fast enough to be a serial killer so I’ll just help the police catch them”
More of these comics here
this is actually a really comfortable way to lay w people…
Whistles x GQ Style house party - Sept 10, 2014
my brother blocked me on twitter and i’m really upset because his tweets are pure gold
I love how she almost drops it until she smells it and that flashbulb memory hits.
“Real isn’t how you are made,” said the Skin Horse. “It’s a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real … Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don’t matter at all, because once you are Real you can’t be ugly, except to people who don’t understand.”
Notice she says “who” it was and not “what” it was.
Oh I just gotta snuggle my baby bear!
my heart just melted.
LOOK AT HER SMILE THOOOO
do you ever just get the overwhelming urge to cry because you think you’re not going to go far in life because you’re not as smart or as talented as the people around you
They look so peaceful when they’re sleeping.
Super cute cactus cupcakes by Alana Jones-MannI don’t even like cupcakes but I’m obsessed with desert plants and food art/miniatures are always cool :) so this is AWESOME
I hate cupcakes. But these aren’t cupcakes, they’re CACTCAKES!
I still want to make these.
she was dressed modestly to begin with though wtf
But obviously girl knees are so much more psychologically problematic to a developing adolescent than watching adults wield and flex the ability to humiliate powerless children with the excuse that the knees of children are inherently sexually stimulating
fucking hell I thought this was the Onion